Big Purse
He Hates Your Big Purse
As you have read before, we are all for designer hand bags and NO FAKES! However, we hate giant oversized mega bags. Let’s call it like it is ladies; big purses are the female equivalent of the sports car or jacked up truck for guys. Women engage in pissing contests also, they just do it through fashion instead of cars.
You may want to make an extra big splash when you step on the seen, so you buy the giant Louis bag instead of the standard. You probably justify the extra 300 bucks the big purse will cost by telling yourself you can get more use out of it. However, you are secretly using it as a gian phallic symbol to hang off your arm. Guys look like dummies when they engage in overcompensation and pissing contents and so do you. Here are some tips to help you stay away from the mega purse:
Size is not important (well not exactly). You need to gage how big the purse should be for practicality, but this should have nothing to do with style. A medium sized bag will hold all of your shit and still look good. Guys hate it when their gal is digging through a massive bag filled with nick-knacks and trash to find their keys, cigarettes or condoms.
Choose quality over quantity. Don’t get a lesser brand of purse in a larger size, because it’s what you can afford. Get a high quality designer bag in a modest size. When guys are at the craps table in Vegas and there is gal with a huge low quality diamond on her finger playing right next to a gal with a high quality smaller diamond, they notice the smaller diamond every time. Big and cheap sucks, don’t do it.
Put some of the “purse money” into other accessories. You want to have a complete package. Don’t walk around thinking you are all that when your big ass purse cost a two grand, but your glasses look like hell and your shoes have holes. Spread the wealth around, remember complete package.
Finally ladies, figure out why you feel you need the mega purse. What is lacking in your self image etc. to cause you to feel you need the purse from hell. Spend a minute on you so when you step of the house you are empowered and gorgeous even if you’re in jeans, flip flops and no purse.
Go forth ladies, be strong, be empowered, be you.
-The Guys
